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Hello! Hello! Hello!

How are you today? How are you today? How are you today?

Happy?!? Happy?!? Happy?!? (fake smile)

Sa-ad?!? Sa-ad?!? Sa-ad?!? (not-so-fake almost-tear)

Hungry? Hungry? Hungry? (Rub belly)

Turn to page 3. Turn to page 3. Turn to page 3.
Are you on page 3? Are you on page 3? Are you on page 3?

Which team is listening? Which team is listening? Which team is listening?

Who wants to read first? Who wants to read first? Who wants to read first?

Which team is listening? Which team is listening? Which team is listening?

Which team is going to lose a point? Which team is going to lose a point? Which team is going to lose a point?

How do you spell ‘two’? How do you spell ‘two’? How do you spell ‘two’?

Repeat after me. Repeat after me. REPEAT AFTER ME.

Pick up your trash. Pick up your trash. Pick up your trash.

Push in your chairs. Push in your chairs. PUSH IN YOUR CHAIRS.
Line up. Line up. Line up. Line up. Line up. Line up. Line up. Line up. LINE. UP.

There. That’s how my day was.

7 Comments

  1. Summer says:

    And why do some of us think we want to be teachers? (I think idealism might be to blame!) The challenges shift as the kids get older but not as much as you would hope.

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  2. Dane says:

    Makes me scared to be an education major.

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  3. Brittany says:

    Within 30 seconds of that I am now stressed out too and my heart is racing. Props to you and teachers around the globe. I KNOW I could not do it.

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  4. Emily says:

    This is fan-flippin-tastic!! BWAAHAHHHAA! I think you’re teaching MY kids. Seriously.

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  5. Michael says:

    Sounds like Jessica and me at our youth group meetings. I guess some things don’t change with age.

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  6. Michael says:

    …or culture for that matter.

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  7. All smiles says:

    So funny, and unfortunately so familiar!

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