Heeelllo! How are you today?!? Happy? Happppppppppppy? Excited?!?!?!?!?
I AM SOOOO HAPPY TO MEET YOU!
Let’s introduce ourselves!!
My name is Lindsay Teacher. Yes, it looks like “SAY” but really it’s LIND-Z. Can you say ZEEEEEE????
Front-row boy now buzzing like a bee.
YES! That’s it! Where am I from?
I am from America!!
Now let’s only speak English. OK?!!?
Who is that other teacher? He is Whit Teacher. He is my husband!!!
Do you know married?!? Duh duh da duh…. Duh duh da duh.
Teacher! Do you have baby?!?
No, at least not yet.
But teacher. Small baby?!?
Still no baby.
O-Kay, Let’s sing the alphabet song!
And now play the alphabet game.
Teacher teacher. hand raised.
Yes?!? Do you have a question?
Teacher is beautiful.
There. Now I knew there was a reason why I used to like first grade.